I. Of Manure & Man, Satan

SATAN:
1. Beelzebub
2. Arch-Sadducee
3. Arch-Communist Revolutionary
4. Arch-Interstellar and International Merchant
5. Arch-International Banker who Inflates Inverted Values
6. “[F]illed with violence,” Satan is the arch-suicide, murderer, and ever exiled “wandering Jew.”
7. Arch-Feminist

EYESOAP’S FABLES: THE MAN AND THE APES

A group of apes did an experiment on a man. They drew a series of parallel lines, from thick and dark to thin and light, bold to faint. They offered the man a genuine gold watch if he would walk to and step over the first bold line.